I couldn't NOT share this ad that I came across while browsing through the Apt/Housing category.
Tempting. I think I am the right person for the job. (If not, Phil, I will find out if he would be open to a "house husband.")
$30 / 3br - -------------House Wife Wanted....All Expenses Paid.....SAVE $$ (Just South of Wicker Park)
You Provide: Laundry and house chores.
I Provide: All Housing Expense Paid......You Live For Free....And a chance to get ahead in life by living for free.......
Me: 28 M White, Attractive, Business Owner, Wicker Park
--I am Looking for a house wife
--You wash my laundry/ cook/ clean....I pay all of the bills....
-- I work 90- 100 hours a week, and am sick of spending my small amount of spare time doing house chores......
--Be my house wife and I'll pay all of the rent/ utility / tv / phone / internet / food / drinks / parking expenses you are currently paying!! You can save up $$ and get a jump start on life !!
--Please include your picture and #.....I'll call to answer any questions you may have.
-- And yes, this is a real ad, and no this is not too good to be true. I would just rather not spend my only day off washing clothes (10 loads per week of work clothes) / cleaning up the house and my office....
dogs are OK - wooof
Location: Just South of Wicker Park