Superhero Trading Cards#54763
Name: Wonder Legs (also known as the Stiletto Siren or Heeled Avenger).
Alter Ego: Suzy Olsen, mild-mannered account executive.
Abilities: Hails speeding cabs, dances until dawn, and purges the streets of crime — all while wearing three-inch heels.
Known Associates: She-Ra, Batgirl, Wonder Woman, Christian Louboutin.
Personal Kryptonite: Late summer downpours, April showers, puddles.
Secret Weapon: Shuella, an ingenious take on the rubber rain boot designed by a team of ex-CIA operatives. The pointed-toe galoshes slip over shoes with any size heel, shielding sexy footwear from the first drops of danger. (She owns each glossy shade — plus black — so as to match any spandex ensemble).
Rick Robertson, the young cobbler to whom she entrusts her soles and her soul.
Rick Robertson, the young cobbler to whom she entrusts her soles and her soul.
..I have never been so excited to see a few pieces of rubber delivered on my doorstep!.. (although I have gotten a lot of attention from my purse made from a recycled (rubber) tire...)
xox Crista
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And 90% of men always seem to be looking right for some reason. - LOL
Whoops, I just realized this comment was supposed to be attached to the previous post!
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